(Lickity split-}
{2003-06-06} {3:51 p.m.}
Hello?
Hello.
Who’s this?
Chrissy
Chrissy who?
You know who I am bitch!
What do you want?
Sex.
Sex?! What the fuck you want me to do about it?
Get me laid. Go find me a man.
I can’t do that.
Why not?
Because you’re ugly.
Bitch who you calling ugly? Chrissy isn’t ugly.
Oh hell who is this?
Chrissy Chrissy.
Oh shit. Not another one.
Yes another one. You got a problem with me?
Umm no. not really.
Good then what’s your lingo with Chrissy. She needs sex.
I can’t help her with that.
And why not?
Hey why have I all of a sudden been left out of the conversation here? I exist too!
Oh shut up Chrissy. We’re discussing your sex nature.
Do what?
Just be quiet and follow my lead.
Ermm… ok.
So back to you bitch. Help her.
I don’t want to.
Why not?
Because every man she has had thus far has sucked ass.
And who were they?
Well, let’s see there is trickly dickly boy- he reminds me of Hannibal- bad bad.. And then there’s finger diddly boy. He is definitely a bad lay. He couldn’t lay an egg if he tried. And then there’s the ex and umm the latest no caress me down man
Well what about the 3 hour man?
Oh him well he was awesome but he left her for a fatty chicken fried chick. Big as a house I would say. I bet you could pop a tent on her and live there happily.
That’s mean. You’re cruel.
No way. I’m honest.
Chrissy was pissed off too. Ask her.
Okay I will.
Hey Chrissy?
Yes?
What happened with 3 hour man?
Oh hmm do I have to tell?
Yes now do it!
Oh okay then. Well see sex with him was just mmm yummy. And well he left me for a big house rodeo chicken fat lady.
But she let him come back twice.
Shut up this isn’t about you. Back the fuck off.
Hey there’s no need for a belligerent nature here.
Who are YOU!?
I’m someone you need to be scared of.
Sacred of you? Muahhaa I’m already scared of myself. You’re not going to help the issue any. Chrissy needs to get laid. We have to find her a man.
I don’t want to find a man.
And who are you?
I’m the scared one.
The "Scared" one? What are you afraid of?
My shadow. Wanna see?
Your shadow is my shadow and theirs too.
Theirs? Who’s their?
The others.
What others?
Oh shit I’m scared again..
Oh shut up and get the fuck out!
I don’t have to leave. You’re the one who made me come here!
Fucking a! Someone just pissed me fuck off. Damn inconsiderate bitches.
What's wrong with you now?
Oh fuck off and leave me be. You need to go and find a man on your own. I’m too pissed off now to concentrate on what you want- it’s all about me now.
Oh I see its all about
you now.
Damn right. Bite my ass bitches.
Who said that? I never said that?
Yourself?
Shut up bitch. That’s not what I said.
Who’s talking now? Ehh I’m so lost..
You’re lost? I’m the one who’s lost... and I started this whole god damn thing.
Oh geez…
I think I’ve got the splits..
Think? What you mean think?
How many of us in here anyway?
I don’t know I lost count after the second split shift…
Okay then… have a good day...
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