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(Subject: Confession}
{2003-10-26} {11:15 a.m.}
A girl once was confessing to a priest......
Girl: "Forgive me father for I Have sinned." Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of the bitch." Priest: "Why did you call him a son of the bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand." Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of the bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast." Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of the bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father." Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of the bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where." Priest:
"Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!" Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no Reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!" Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"