Don't speak. Let me in.

(Chew on that for awhile-}
{2003-09-23} {2:39 p.m.}

Well since yahoo and aol express redirected from the page I was on before and lost my entry I guess you get to do without.. hahaha

Guess I will have to coem up with something else to ramble on about eh?

I guess I could tell you how I set my body alarm by the day and hours now to when the ass gets home and starts bitchin..sometimes it doesnt even take that long. He depresses me.. but never for too long because I think about Jessie.. even today after I got home from work.. muahahaha I was an evil mofo to him.. He was sleeping on the bed (what bed we have) when I opened the door, and so I went on into the bathroom and took my shower and did my whatever and then when I came out I kicked him and said "Wake up Bitch!" and he pulled me down on the bed and told me I shouldn't say anything and just spread my legs and I was like wuteva fucker .. and I was like hmm ok I will get him and I raised my leg and kneed him in the crotch.. erm I mean his balls??? *cough* he was rolling all ova the bed holding himself and I said "What's the matter- you holding something there?" and he said "Yes! MY balls!" I said "What balls? You mean those marbles that Jamie and Steven play with everyday? I knew your balls got kicked around alot, but damn.." ***And lifes like your mans'... when it gets hard - fuck it***

And then I just got dressed and came on into Umm ummm whats the name of this town again.. *turns around and asks librarian..* Union.. yes Yay.. so I came on into the town of Union and plopped my big nice fat pretty ass in a chair and downloaed all of the bad things on this here pc and started talking to people. Now if I didnt talk to you thats not my fault. I can't make you be online.. but I bet you wish you were now.. hahha

Okay so hmm now I'm gonna leave you with this joke I told my boss today..

A married couple is lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book. As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special area. He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book. The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement she gets up and starts stripping in front of him. The husband is confused and asks, "Why are you taking off your clothes?" His wife replies, "You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay," The husband says, "No, not at all." His wife asks angrily, "Well, what the hell were you doing then? " I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book.

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