(My "I can't believe this!" email}
{2003-09-09} {12:29 p.m.}
From : Susan Dacosta
<09SepMon318334@pigeonsouth.com>
To : myangelsrock2@hotmail.com
Subject : I can't believe this!
Date :
Mon, 9 Sep 2002 09:10:55 -0700
A few days ago, I opened up my email and found the most incredible
thing I have ever seen...
Yeah bitch whatever. Stop puking in my emails!
Like many of you, I wanted to make some extra money, and since the holidays
are coming up and bills are stacking up, I decided to try this out.
And she also took donations on the street corner for the flat rate fee of .. oops I'm sorry I'm not a hooker or book salesman.. what is the going rate these days?
Mhmmm .. and it is a what? Oh no not another porn site...Click click click!!!
I figured that since I had no risk and that this opportunity is
guaranteed, I had nothing to lose- so I tried it out, and WOW am I
excited- She must have gotten laid... for the first time in a long while, I feel great about what I am doing, and the best part is...
I'm a lesbian and I just had dildo sex with the neighbor boy..? *umm cough*
It is guaranteed to work and make you money- don't let another moment slip by- this is the opportunity many of us have been waiting for-
Oh yeah.. free money in the makin.. not! see yah later free willy!
Check it out now-
Gotta a song for you miss thang.. it goes something like this... You're momma is so fat that when she fell in the ocean the whales starting singing "We are family!!"