(Moments in my life-}
{2003-03-23} {5:40 p.m.}
*GiZmO*
Lil' pretty broke on a fucking wood table! An $84 pipe, we bang it on concrete, it's fine, but no when we were about to smoke our last bowl, it had to drop on the wood coffee table and break in 3 pieces and scatter our last bowl in the carpet...but that's probably because we were stoned to begin with! Fuckin A.
The bayou-where slopin began. Is it still slopin?
Pot spot.
The hole kicks ass.
Rollin' doobies.
Chinc-American...I'm Chinc-American but only when I'm high...no officer, I'm chic-american
I am the original Playboy Reindeer.
The best time to tan is 3 in the morning, right?
Polly wanna cookie? It's polly wanna cracker you dumbass! I so knew that.
Damn tobacco eatin' cigarette cat.
They need to put that hot waiter on the menu.
I'm tumpsy. What the fuck?
I swear to high I'm not a God officer whore.
COwBOYCRoMbIE!
He is like a cancerous cell...even with therapy he wont go away. [Laughing like crazy]
No, really, I am Queen Elizabeth II.
The typing olympics...we have to go for the gold!
Stupid Dixie Chick-Wannabe...Bulimia Lia.
Let me introduce you to my friend "O"!
OoOoOoOoO it's magic!
Oh what a bummer said the plumber!
If I continue to have dreams about the cancerous cell...I am going to go to a crazy doctor.
I am so happy there's a lil' bit of me inside of everyone.
What do you mean new flavor of the week? You're implying I have only one...it should be flavors...with an "s"...
Jackass.
Live like you'll die tomorrow, hell with all the stuff that you do, that may come sooner than tomorrow.
The dental rail...
White fords.
Nelson is so cute!
Moonwalk in the shower
I am madly in love with my duck Bob Bobamaloo.
Those cops had nothing better to do than to look at me funny when I was simply stroking bob!
It's not like it was inappropriate groping in public or whatever.
And they think I am the crazy one?!?!?!?
I am your floor monster!
I am the only floor monster...
The Haunted Dead End.
Next time let's not jump to conclusions and lay out in the front yard with butcher knives.
Did I just hear you hear that door open?
Jamies' wedding night. That was some funny ass shit!
We stole Oni's car...I think the only person that could have gotten Josh's car started was the fuckin' dogs...we were all shit faced
Paul and Josh both fell off the stairs! Well, Paul like rolled of the stairs and the rolled a few feet...But I only used 4 digits! Don't even get me started on Josh...one second he's sittin' and talkin', the next he's over the rail
I'm faggoty fuckin' cold! Those guys were so hott at the Marquee!
I have a PIAG. His name is PIAG. He was raised on a PIAG farm. So funny.
Snicker Sperm
Texas Talls
Louisiana Longs
Wisconsin Wides
(3/22) was fuckin awesome- You know who you are and what I'm talking about...
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I almost want to fake my death just to see how many people would come to my funeral to make sure that I really am dead, not because they miss me.
Good morning ugly, how was your night? Mine was horrible with you by my side, and when I open my eyes to see your ugly face. It's a good morning inside of toilet day.... that stupid illiterate bitch...
Hey Lia can take her damn radio show, phone number and stupid web site and shove it up her ass because she is an annoying selfish bitch...she gives me heart burn. Bulimia Lia. Damn Dixie Chick wanna-be...
A new rule for Fun Ford Weekend in Dallas: ONE KISS PER DRUNK.
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