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(I've got the crazies-}
{2003-03-10} {4:41 p.m.}
Have you ever wondered where you fit in, in life? I do. I can't help it. I think its just a normal defect of mine. I run around with thoughts popping up in my head from time to time. I think to myself, I wonder where I will fit in today. And then I will actually hear myself answer my own stupid question. It's not a good thing when you do that. You could be like me sometime. Walking down the street and I find yourself talking to yourself and I swear it's just not inside your head. I talk to myself out loud. I can be walking and talking and actually carrying on a good conversation with myself, and then turn and hear a person say something to me. I would turn and look for that person and there will be no one there. Now you have to know that when that happens you are definitely in need of some serious help. I could actually use a nice white jacket myself. You know the pretty ones that come with the buckles and little strings? Yes, those. I would actually let my own children help put it on me.
Now I know I have you wondering. Don't worry. I am just as sane as the rest of you. You can't tell me you have never talked to yourself in a third person. Or, answered your own questions. Come on. You know I'm right. The crazies are very natural part of life. Although, I really don't think it fully hits you head on until you hit your 30s. Believe me you will know when it happens. You will laugh yourself to sleep, and think it's your lullaby. Yes, I have to admit it. I definitely have the crazies. I have no common sense.
What could be even worse than that? Well, let me tell you a story.
One day I received this cash awarded check in the mail. I opened the envelope, not realizing that it wasn't an actual check. Got overly excited, jumped in my car and went to the bank. Yes. I went to the bank. What happened next couldn't have been more embarrassing. I took myself, with check in hand mind you. Went to the cashier and told her "I would like to cash this $10,000 check." The woman looked at me as if I was a nut case. I bet I must have looked like one too. Especially when she showed me that the check wasn't real. All I could do was say to myself was-Well, Chrissy. You looked good out in public, again. Good job. I mean what could you really honestly say to yourself? That you're dumber than a box of rocks, and need top admittance in the crazy ward? Nah, I wasn't going there. I just got in my car and came home. Got online to all my friends and told them how stupid I was. Hey, if you can't laugh at yourself, whats the fun it? You have to share the fun, and have people laugh with you, instead of laughing at you. I hope you gained a lot insight about my crazed mind. Have fun telling all your friends this story. Go ahead spread it around . I dont mind. Nope you're right... I dont have a mind at all!
-Crazy Chrissy-